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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:39
Still no good.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hillingdon heraldic designer appointed MBE for royal cypher - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Pharmacy group withholds endorsing CDC's latest vaccine recommendations - AOL.com
Just Forget it!
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Evolution experts say wild tomatoes in Galápagos are going 'back in time' - BBC Wildlife Magazine
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...